M3GAN (Theaters)
January 6

A freaky doll movie with a great puppet.

The Last of Us (HBO Max)
January 15

Perfect zombie-horror game, hopefully being adapted into a perfect show.

Forspoken (PC, Playstation 5)
January 24

If Kora got adapted into a milquetoast video game.

Poker Face (Peacock)
January 26

Rian Johnson murder mystery TV show starring Natasha Lyonne.

Knock at the Cabin (Theaters)
February 3

The first R-Rated M. Night Shyamalan movie in 15 years.

You, Season 4
February 9 (Netflix)

This season is going to have big “Jack The Ripper”-energy.

Magic Mike’s Last Dance (HBO Max Theaters)
February 10

Channing Tatum dancing on the big screen one more time.

Hogwarts Legacy (PC Playstation 5, Xbox)
February 10

Open-world video game that lets you murder people as a child.

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantamania (Theaters)
February 17

Kang the Conqueror finally arrives in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Cocaine Bear (Theaters)
February 24

A bear takes a lot of cocaine.

Creed 3 (Theaters)
March 3

Black Panther but a boxing movie.

Scream IV (Theaters)
March 10

Scream takes Manhattan!

Shadow and Bone, Season 2 (Netflix)
March 16

The Sun Summoner survived her first round of Netflix cancelations.

65 (Theaters)
March 17

Adam Driver with future technology v. Dinosaurs.

Shazam! Fury of the Gods (Theaters)
March 17

Shazamaly

Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (PC, Playstation, Xbox)
March 17

A sequel to the best Star Wars video game 👍

Yellowjackets Season 2 (Showtime)
March 24

Elijah Wood is here to eat some people up!

John Wick: Chapter 4 (Theaters)
March 24

Feel like he’s gonna get out of this one alive.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (Theaters)
March 31

The same action comedy we get every year, with dragons.

Hogwarts Legacy (Switch)
April 4

Same problematic game that was higher up on the list.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Theaters)
April 7

Could be gigantic, or could be a big disappointment.

Redfield (Theaters)
April 14

Nic Cage as Dracula.

Evil Dead Rise (Theaters)
April 21

Evil Dead but in a high rise building.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (Theaters)
May 5

One last hurrah for the original Guardians team.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (Switch)
May 12

A sequel up to the most popular video game ever.

Fast X (Theaters)
May 19

The first half of the end of The Family.

The Little Mermaid (Theaters)
May 26

Likely the best live-action Disney remake so far.

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League (PC, Playstation, Xbox)
May 26

Kevin Conroy’s final performance as Batman.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Theaters)
June 2

Our most anticipated Summer movie of 2023.

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (Theaters)
June 9

The Beat Wars finally arrive in the Transformers-verse!

Elemental (Theaters)
June 16

A Pixar Rom-Com starring fire and water.

The Flash (Theaters)
June 16

Remains to be seen if they’ll let this one out.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (Theaters)
June 30

Indiana Jones time travel movie?

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 (Theaters)
July 14

Tom Cruise jumps a motorcycle off a cliff.

Oppenheimer (Theaters)
July 21

Christopher Nolan movie about creating the atom bomb.

Barbie (Theaters)
July 21

This thing is going to make just so much money.

The Marvels (Theaters)
July 28

Marvel Cosmic Body-Swap Movie?

Meg 2: The Trench (Theaters)
August 4

Surly not a bigger shark?!

Blue Beetle (Theaters?)
August 18

Honestly, can’t promise this one exists.

Equalizer 3 (Theaters)
September 1

Denzel is back to kick some ass.

A Haunting in Venice (Theaters)
September 15

A third star-loaded Kenneth Branagh Poirot movie.

Kraven the Hunter (Theaters)
October 6

Rumored Bond contender Aaron Taylor-Johnson comes to the Venom-verse.

Dune Part Two (Theaters)
November 3

The second half of Dune.

The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (Theaters)
November 17

The Donald Sutherland origin story you were clambering for.

Wish (Theaters)
November 22

Disney movie about the wishing star to monetize the logo.

Wonka (Theaters)
December 15

Musical Timothée Chalamet Wonka origin movie about Oompa Loompas.

Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom (Theaters)
December 25

Probably the final proper DCEU movie.