The NIHF Guide: March 2023
This month we return to Mandalor... and Racoon City... and so much more...
Hello there, March 2023. You beautiful temptress. You want us to believe you’re full of a bounty of new offerings. But in reality, you’re mostly just recycling the ideas of years gone by. But that doesn’t mean we’re any less excited to greet you! After all, a story’s nothing without closure. It’s beginning, middle, and end. Not just beginning, middle. And surly, surly, at least some of this month’s franchise installments will provide closure, right? Right!?
Movies
Creed III
March 3 — Theaters
The highly anticipated third installment of the Creed franchise, from director Michael B. Jordan, promises to be even more intense than its predecessors. Creed III follows Adonis Creed as he embarks on a journey of self-discovery and redemption, as he strives to be the best version of himself. When an old enemy re-emerges, Adonis must confront his own demons and face the ultimate challenge - a fight for his legacy. With his family and the world watching, will Adonis be able to overcome his fears and prove that he is a true champion?
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March 10 — Theaters
Hi. Yeah. This one? This one is about Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs. And he’s a sad dad to boot! Equipped with laser guns and space transport; what more could we want from an early March movie in 2023? With any luck, next year will bring us 66 staring Adam Driver and Pedro Pascal as a couple of intergalactic sad daddies fighting all types of kaiju. No way it’s just a cash grab… right?
Scream VI
March 10 — Theaters
The “_________ takes New York” trope has been dormant for too long. I’m honestly glad to see SCREAM reviving it. And the idea of running from Ghost Face in New York City, on Halloween night, when everyone and their Corgi are dressed up like the notorious Scream killer? As they say in the five burroughs, “fugetaboutit.”
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
March 17 — Theaters
After suffering through delay purgatory, the highly anticipated sequel to the 2019 hit movie Shazam!, has arrived. Shazam! Fury of the Gods sees the return of the world's mightiest mortal as he embarks on an epic quest to save the world from the ancient gods of myth. With the help of his mentor, Shazam must discover his true power and use it to protect the world from the chaos that lies ahead. Will Shazam be able to harness the power of the gods to save the day?
John Wick: Chapter 4
March 24 — Theaters
John Wick is back and ready for a new challenge! After the events of Chapter 3, Wick is forced out of New York and seek refuge in a new and unknown location. But the peace won't last long, as John finds himself caught in the middle of a deadly game with some of the world's most dangerous criminals. Get ready for more epic action and thrilling gun fights as the penultimate Wick installment arrives in theaters.te
Tetris
March 31 — Apple TV+
The biggest movie set to hit Apple TV+ this month is Tetris, about game creator Alexey Pajitnov who programmed the game for the Elektronika 60 computer in 1984. Pajitnov was inspired by the popular puzzle game pentominoes, which he played as a child. He programmed the game using the BASIC language, and it quickly gained popularity among his colleagues and friends. The movie follows the Pajitnov’s life as it was later ported to other platforms, such as the Game Boy, and eventually became a global phenomenon.
Murder Mystery 2
March 31 — Netflix
The highly anticipated and very much asked for Murder Mystery 2 is finally coming soon to Netflix! Starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, the movie is sure to be as much of an enjoyable romp as its predecessor. Get ready to jump on the edge of your seat and solve the mystery - who killed the billionaire? Will our favorite duo be able to crack the case and get to the bottom of this mysterious crime? Find out soon when Murder Mystery 2 hits Netflix this month!
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
March 31 — Theaters
The classic game of Dungeons & Dragons comes to the big screen in the exciting new movie, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Set in the magical world of the Forgotten Realms, this thrilling adventure follows a group of adventurers on a daring quest that will push them to their limits and test their bond of friendship. With exciting action, captivating characters, and a thrilling story filled with twists and turns, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is sure to be an unforgettable cinematic experience and may open the door to a new and exciting cinematic universe.
Shows
The Mandalorian Season 3
Premiers March 1 — Disney+
The newest season of The Mandalorian is coming to Disney+ and bringing even more action-packed adventures with it! Get ready to join the Mandalorian, Din Djarin, as he returns to Mandalor to reclaim his honor. Along the way, he will make new allies, while facing new foes and a galaxy of unexpected twists and turns. With classic Star Wars action and a unique blend of cinematic adventure, the thrid season is already promising to put the lore in Mandalorian.
Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 3
Premiers March 4 — Crunchyroll
The finale of the Attack on Titan anime series is almost here and it promises to be an epic showdown between humanity and the titans! With the Survey Corps facing off against the Armored and Colossal Titans, tensions are high and likely to reach a fever pitch. Who will triumph in the end? Will the humans be successful in reclaiming the land from the Titans? Tune in to the latest installment of the finale to find out!
Gotham Knights Season 1
Premiers March 14 — CW
Gotham Knights is coming to The CW, and with it comes a thrilling new take on the world of Gotham City. Get ready for a wild ride as a new team of vigilantes arises to become the new protectors of Gotham. With a mix of new and old faces, the stakes are higher than ever as the city descends into chaos and the villains come out to play. Don't miss the premiere of Gotham Knights, coming soon to The CW, and see how these unlikely heroes take up the mantle and save Gotham.
Ted Lasso Season 3
Premiers March 15 — Apple TV+
Season 3 of Ted Lasso is just around the corner and fans of the hit Apple TV+ show can expect even more heartwarming moments, emotional storylines, and plenty of laughs. The new season will pick up where Season 2 left off, with Ted and his team at AFC Richmond, now a legitimate contender in the Premier League. But their newfound success brings with it more pressure and challenges, which will test the team and its leader in ways they never expected. With a few familiar faces returning to the mix and plenty of surprises in store, it's sure to be an entertaining and unforgettable season.
Yellowjackets Season 2
Premiers March 24 — Showtime
I. Cannot. Wait. For the next season of YELLOWJACKETS. The Showtime drama, which features the talents of Melanie Lynskey, Christina Ricci, and Juliette Lewis among others and tells the story of a high school girls soccer team are willing to do anything to stay alive after their plane crash lands in the Canadian wilderness.
Games
Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty
March 3 — PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S
Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty is an upcoming action-adventure game that is sure to capture the hearts of gamers everywhere! Set in a mythical Asian world, players will explore a world of ancient secrets and powerful magic, as they battle foes, uncover mysteries, and save the kingdom. With stunning graphics, deep and engaging storylines, and challenging puzzles, Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty promises to be an unforgettable experience. With its unique and immersive gameplay, Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty is a must-play game for any fan of the Soulslike genre.
Anno 1800
March 16 — PC, Xbox Series X/S
Anno 1800, the next installment in the beloved Anno franchise, is set to revolutionize the strategy gaming genre! This highly anticipated game will feature a captivating story, lush visuals and an innovative featureset. Anno 1800 promises to provide players with endless hours of entertainment as they build their own industrial empires. With a robust city-building and trade system, players will be able to create their own unique civilizations. Anno 1800 will also feature an advanced multiplayer mode, allowing friends to challenge each other and trade resources. Anno 1800 is sure to be a must-have title for strategy game fans, so don't miss out on this revolutionary experience!
Resident Evil 4
March 24 — PC PS4, PS5, Xbox Series X/S
The remake of Resident Evil 4 promises to be a truly terrifying and immersive experience. Players will get to explore an all-new and improved world, with stunningly realistic graphics and intense combat. With a revamped inventory system, an all-new control scheme, and more intense puzzles and enemies, the remake of Resident Evil 4 is sure to be an experience that players will never forget. With its intense atmosphere, gripping story, and innovative gameplay, Resident Evil 4 is sure to keep players on the edge of their seats all the way through.
The Last of Us Part 1
March 28 — PC
The Last of Us, Part 1 is finally coming to PC! Players will be able to experience the award-winning post-apocalyptic action-adventure game in glorious high definition. Enjoy improved visuals, higher frame rates, and a brand new Photo Mode for the ultimate immersion. With intense combat, stunning environments, and a gripping story, The Last of Us, Part 1 is sure to be an unforgettable experience on PC. Don't miss out on this must-play classic.