We Draft Celebrity D&D Tables

They're all invited to come by and roll dice anytime.

With Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves right around the corner, we’re eager to gather around the table. But why keep all the fun to ourselves? Fortunately, we found a way to at least suggest others get in on the fun. Using the Wikipedia list of known celebrity D&D players, we each drafted a party consisting of

• A Dungeon Master

• A Fighter

• A Spellcaster

• A Healer

• A Specialist

We used a snake draft format and went in order from least to most experience with tabletop RPGs. Then, just to add some extra spice, we had asked ChatGPT to draft its own list. Take a look at how our teams shook out. And let us know who’s sitting around your dream celebrity D&D table in the comments.

Deepak

Dungeon Master — James Gunn
Fighter — Kumail Nanjiani
Spellcaster — Patton Oswalt
Healer — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Paladin — Karl Urban

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Fred

Dungeon Master — Robin Williams
Fighter — Drew Berrymoore
Spellcaster — John C. Reilly
Bard — Terry Crews
Rogue — Aubrey Plaza

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Ryley

Dungeon Master — Steven Spielberg
Paladin — Vin Diesel
Warlock — Felicia Day
Ranger — Anderson Cooper
Bard — Paul F Tompkins

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Jackson

Dungeon Master — George RR Martin
Fighter — Joe Manganiello
Spellcaster — Gerard Way
Healer — Steven Colbert
Bard — Mike Meyers

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ChatGPT

Dungeon Master — Stephen King
Fighter — Dwayne Johnson
Spellcaster — Ta-Nehisi Coates
Healer — Drew Berrymoore
Specialist — Patton Oswald