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Costner should win an Oscar for this Best Director introduction.

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Will Smith just walked up on stage and sucker punched Chris Rock live on stage.

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Zack Snyder walking away with both Audience choice awards.

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Wait, we’re those just the nominees? I’m so confused about this whole ceremony.

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Screenplay awards go to Bellfast and CODA. Guessing CODA has Picture secured at this point.

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We don’t talk about Bruno, though.

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CODA wins its first of the night -- Troy Kotsur for Supporting Actor, as expected.

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Ryley -- you thought Power of the Dog would pull through here?

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The Kotsur late-phase rally had been like a force of nature! Curious what we’re to make of Best Pictute at this point.

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And Dune won Cinematography. That's six.

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Crazy that a movie can be the best in six different categories but apparently not be one of the five best-directed movies of the year.

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Encanto wins Animated Feature.

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Deepak. I’m gonna need a through review of this Bond montage.

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I'll catch it on YouTube tomorrow. Remind me.

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Dune wins VFX. That's now five awards on the night.

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Fucking disgusting that they just played that crew off. So now we’re cutting awards and playing off anyone who isn’t famous.

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Is it broom time?

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Might be!

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wait nvm, it lost Makeup.

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And costume.

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Dune is going to win best picture.

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Will it into existence. I'm down for it.

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I just not fear

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I'm regretting not picking it for Cinematography. Seems like a foregone conclusion now. Might even pick up Costume, too. And VFX is a given.

This could be a big night. I like chaos.

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Oh it just won. That’s why I said it.

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Okay. So they’re showing the speech for Dune winning sound. But it’s pre-recorded I think?

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It is.

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Ariana DeBose wins Supporting Actress, as expected.

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That now marks the third time different actors have won Oscars for playing the same character. The other two, Ryley?

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Joker and Corleone! Good speech. Deserved win. But this ceremony feels weird already.

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Glad I'm not watching.

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Oh good. Now DJ Khaled is here yelling about something.

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Beyoncé opens with the song from King Richard, from the tennis court in Compton. Cool. Would’ve liked to see the acceptance speech for Animated Short though.

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There's a chance AMPAS really loves King Richard and it walks away with Song, Actor, and Original Screenplay. Don't think so, but I'm already only hitting .500.

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Ok, and now we're all caught up.

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Just a reminder: this is the year that the Oscars have relegated several categories to a pre-show ceremony that's already happening. So here's to catch us all up on what we've missed:

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Dune has won: Best Editing, Best Production Design, Best Score (Hans Zimmer), and Best Sound.

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The Eyes of Tammy Faye won Best Makeup. I think this confirms Jessica Chastain to win Best Actress.

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Best Live-Action Short went to The Long Goodbye, which I believe makes Riz Ahmed an Oscar-winner. Best Doc Short went to The Queen of Basketball, and Best Animated Short went to The Windshield Wiper.

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